Elliott Kalan

"When Sharko calls for a boat, Hippo pulls out a goat. He wants a pole, but Hippo gives him a pail. And instead of bait, a beet and a boot! Hippo's coat pockets seem to have everything except what Sharko asks for!"--Jacket flap.

Led by suspicion, Spider-Man begins working at the Jean Grey Academy as a guidance counselor, creating a special student class for purposes known only to him.