From the Book - First edition.
Psyche ninjas a box of beauty cream
Phaethon fails driver's ed
Otrera invents the amazons (with free two-day shipping)
Daedalus invents pretty much everything else
Theseus slays the mighty, oh, look, a bunny rabbit!
Atalanta vs. three pieces of fruit: the ultimate death match
Whatever it is, Bellerophon didn't do it
Cyrene punches a lion* (*no actual lions were harmed in the making of this myth)
Hercules does twelve stupid things
Jason finds a rug that really ties the kingdom together.