"From author Ame Dyckman and illustrator Jenn Harney comes a hilarious faux-cautionary tale featuring dad jokes and tantrum-throwing dinosaurs! In this outrageous "safety guide," a child in a museum asks their parents how the dinosaurs all became extinct. Well, their father has some theories. Gallimimus? Ran with scissors. Ankylosaurus? Tipped in their chair. Spinosaurus? Swam after eating. Tyrannosaurus rex? Didn't change their underwear. By the...

The intrepid prehistoric heroes save the day, and each other, from a series of silly catastrophes.

In rhyming text, Triceratops introduces itself as the three-horned dinosaur.

Penelope Rex gets a saber-toothed tiger for her first pet, but find 'Mittens' a lot to handle.

A hungry Tyrannosaurus rex searches for food in the prehistoric forest but is thwarted in its attempts to find something to eat.

"A friendly T. rex tries to fit in on a farm where no jobs seem suitable for a dinosaur"--

"According to the narrator of this book, a unicorn, a dinosaur, and a shark were riding a bicycle. But they say that's not true, and they just want to take a load off for once. They're tired of being told what to do by the bossy storyteller! And who is a reader supposed to believe, anyway--a book's narrator or its characters?"--Book jacket.

"Benny loves bananas. He eats them morning, noon, and night. He even rides a bike with a yellow banana seat. In fact, Benny has a secret, he hopes one day he will turn into a banana! And if there is one thing Benny knows, it's that with a little imagination anything is possible. A funny and relatable story of a little boy who can be anything he wants to be (whether it's a dinosaur, or a banana, or both!) with a big imagination and a bit of help from...

While a boy tries to face his bedtime fears, his stuffed rabbit, Floppy, tells a secret about his bed, which soon takes them to a play date with a dinosaur.

"Best friends boy, dog and elephant are VERY good at hide-and-seek. There's a missing dinosaur in the city - who better to spot this elusive giant? They search the skate park, the museum, the subway ... No one in the city can spot the dinosaur, not even this crack hide-and-seek team. But delighted readers will be pointing 'There it is!' from the first page"--Publisher's website.